Post by Trevor Belmont on Oct 1, 2017 15:16:49 GMT -5
Location
3/15/1988
Cyrus: geez that hurt... how strong is he...?
Simon: never!
Cyrus launches a flurry of punches to Simon's gut then smashes a jumping knee into his head that sends him stumbling back onto his butt.
Simon: nope, he met Kakarot as a baby.. knew his father Bardock too, they grew up together.
Cyrus snaps his fingers
Sonia: yep.
Sonia: thank you sir
Belmont House, Wallachia, Transylvania
1PM
Cyrus lazes around on the front yard just laying on the grass there's a cool breeze blowing as usual he's shirtless wearing just a pair of gym shorts.
Cyrus: hrm.... starting to miss the military.. if only cuz there wasn't all this DOWNTIME!!!
Cyrus is used to a life with a packed schedule missions, training, etc. the only one he can train with is Simon right now he's finding life on a peaceful Earth difficult to adjust to.
Cyrus: only so much a guy can clean... heck we dont even use most of these rooms... I'm gonna lose my edge at this rate.
Cyrus walks over to a big tree Simon suddenly appears and wallops him one sending him flying.
Simon: SURPRISE!
Cyrus: WOAHHHHH!!
Cyrus stops himself lands on his feet and puts his dukes.
Simon: haw! learned some air control at last eh!?
Cyrus: geez that hurt... how strong is he...?
Simon rushes Cyrus down Cyrus runs and goes into a baseball slide he pushes off the ground turns a flip and fires a kamehameha that hits Simon in the back and drills hard into the ground. Simon gets up as Cyrus goes on the attack launching furious blows they go tumbling when they hit he steep incline in the yard, forgetting it's there in the heat of sparring.
Cyrus and Simon: OH! OH! OH! OH! OH! OH!
Cyrus and Simon hit flat ground and immediately launch into exchanging furious blows each hitting 20 punches and kicks Cyrus ducks a roundhouse grabs Simon's big leg and throws him to the ground and puts him in a ankle lock.
Cyrus: hah! say uncle!!
Simon: but im gonna be a grandpa! WOO WOO WOO!!!!
Cyrus: Then say Foxy Grandpa!
Simon: never!
the crunching sound from the stooges is heard as Cyrus works the hold
Simon: WOOWOOWOOWOO!!
Cyrus: Say it!!
Simon tries to fight out of it he does and mule kicks Cyrus sending him hurtling into a big oak tree, the tree is barely bothered a bird nest falls ontop of his head as he groggily slumps against the trunk.
Simon points and laughs at the baby birds chirping and pecking at Cyrus' head.
Cyrus: why I outta!
Cyrus starts to rush off but he remembers the birdies so he returns the nest to a sturdy branch then rushes Simon down and slugs him in the jaw he staggers back holding his jaw Cyrus shakes his hand a little
Cyrus: it's like punching a brick wall..dang.
Cyrus launches a flurry of punches to Simon's gut then smashes a jumping knee into his head that sends him stumbling back onto his butt.
Cyrus takes a running stance goes full sprint you could swear you could hear the hollerin of a charging bull as he hits a wicked spear as Simon tries to get up they tumble over another incline then lay when they hit solid ground.
Cyrus: Woah...... the world needs to stop spinning.. right now.
Simon: why'd they build this on a hill...?
they lay on the grass trying not to lose their lunch as they stare up at the clear blue sky.
Simon: okay... take 5!
Cyrus: URF... gladly..
Simon: haw! that was fun!
Cyrus: i can do without all the spinning...
Simon: yeah tell me about it.
Cyrus: ya know, im tempted to get a job just to have somethin to do..
Simon: eh? you bored!?
Cyrus: aint you!?
Simon: hm... yeah.. i guess it can be pretty boring sometimes.
Cyrus: say, yer family's old right? like they been around awhile?
Simon: yep.. since the 11th century
Cyrus: did they know Kakarot?
Simon: Course, Leon did by the time he passed away Kakarot was pretty old himself.
Cyrus: nobody else eh?
Simon: nope, he met Kakarot as a baby.. knew his father Bardock too, they grew up together.
Cyrus: Gosh... so the Belmonts came from the old homeworld..
Simon: Yep. Leon Belmont was not his birth name of course
Cyrus: i got named after fricken cabbage so i'd be interesting to hear Leon's saiyan name heh..
Simon: Dakon
Cyrus: I like that better than Cabba... but Leon's better than all those names... Wonder how he came up with Leon Belmont though..
Simon: Belmont is French in origin and he called Europe home for most of his life, Leon is the Greek version of Lyon which is French for Lion, I guess he just liked how Leon sounded more than Lyon.
Cyrus: huh.... Lion eh? not a bad thing to base yer name offa
Simon: heh, nope.
they close their eyes and laze around in the warm sun, Sonia comes out and stands over them hands on her hips
Sonia: Hellloooooooo!
Simon and Cyrus snort awake this makes Sonia laugh.
Sonia: so you both do that I see...
Cyrus: what's up?
Sonia: could I trouble my big strong man to pick up some ant traps from the store? and go fishin? I want some fried fish for dinner.
Cyrus: we got ants?
Sonia: yep and they got in my pants.
Simon: ants in your pants!?
Sonia: Yessir
Cyrus: how dare they cop a feel of my woman, i'll smoosh em all forget ant traps!
Cyrus runs off Sonia holds him by his shorts
Cyrus: that's funny... I aint goin anywheres
Cyrus looks, Sonia holds him there with one hand.
Sonia: the traps will be easier, trust me. can't let one of those suckers live.
Cyrus: Understood!
Cyrus salutes and runs off to Lou's Store
Simon: I'll go get me fishin gear set up!
Simon gets up and heads to his shed where he keeps the fishin gear, the boat is already hitched to his truck.
Sonia watches him go
Sonia: man loves his fishin...
Sonia is showing a little baby bump but she hasn't blown up like a blimp quite yet she goes back inside the house to make sure stuff is locked up and turned off she goes to Simon's shed he's holding fishing rods and tackle and loads em up in the back of the truck.
Sonia: Weather should hold up.
Simon: Yeah, should be able to get some good eatin fish today.
Sonia: Now we just wait for Cyrus to get his butt back.
Cyrus is at Lou's store, the same store a girl named Emily will one day run he walks around.
Cyrus: Duh.... wait what'd I come here for?
woman: oh no!
woman 2: yes!
two women are chatting in the aisle next to the one Cyrus is in as he stands and thinks.
woman: pesky little things i hate them!
woman 2: the ant traps are in Aisle 10, buy a few and they'll do the trick.
Cyrus snaps his fingers
Cyrus: Ant traps! thanks ladies!
Cyrus goes to Aisle 10 the women look around
woman: who was that?
the other woman shrugs.
Cyrus grabs a bunch of ant traps and pays for them he leaves Lou's store and returns home Simon and Sonia sit on the porch waitin
Cyrus: Ahoy there!
Sonia: you got the traps i hope
Cyrus: right here, permission to come aboard?
Sonia: Granted.
Cyrus sets the bag of traps down on the porch he hugs and kisses his mate
Cyrus: showin a lil bump already..
Sonia: yep.
Simon: can we get a move on? we're burnin daylight!
Sonia and Cyrus salute
Sonia and Cyrus: yes SIR!
they smack each other in the face when they finish the salute
Sonia: HMM!! spread out!
Sonia slaps Cyrus and puts him in a headlock where she bonks his head three times a funny sound that sounds like the "N B C!" chime is heard from the Stooges she lets go he straightens his hair up
Cyrus: im a victim of coicumstance!
Sonia: Alright come on ya big palooka, to the lake!
Cyrus: to the lake!
Cyrus and Sonia dance off the porch and toward the truck
Cyrus: to the lake! the lake the lake the lake!
Cyrus stands at the front passenger side door
Cyrus: your chariot, madam.
Sonia: thank you sir
Sonia climbs in and bonks her head on the doorway
Sonia: Oh!!! HMMMM!!! low bridge....
Sonia ducks down more, she's not as tall as other belmonts but still tall enough for mishaps like that to happen Cyrus climbs into the truck bed as the truck is a two seater.
Cyrus: ahyuck! let's roll!
Simon gets in they buckle up and roll out to the lake it's about 10 miles out of town, Cyrus' long black hair flows freely in the wind as Freebird plays over the radio, the truck is an '88 Chevy in red that matches Simon's hair to a T. The candy apple red paint gleams in the sunlight as it rumbles down the road toward the lake.