Post by Trevor Belmont on Oct 17, 2018 0:36:59 GMT -5
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Scene opens up IIIN SPAAAAAAAAAAACE
The Star Destroyer has passed Mars and speeds towards earth but they're not important!
Arlic: HEY!
Trevor and Trish's starship speeds towards the faint signal, it gets stronger as they travel the milky way and they approach an earth-like planet that shows up on Trish's computer as the Salarian homeworld Sur'Kesh.
Trish: Thats.... not good.
Trevor: what is it?
Trish: The Salarians and Saiyans are old foes... the bad blood goes deep. I knew this wouldn't be easy but this was the closest emerald that was still in the milky way.
Trevor: Oh yeah, they're like super eggheads eh?
Trish: No doubt the Turians will be backing them up.
Suddenly turian interceptor fighters appear out of nowhere and open fire on their craft.
Trish: Me and my big mouth, hold on!
Trish evades the ships fire gets behind them and blasts them to oblivion with laser cannons.
Trish: Weak
Trish battles through more fighters and lands on the surface of Sur'Kesh, the Salarians armed with pistols and other guns are the... "warm welcome" Trish hops out with a laser minigun and starts spinning the barrels up Trevor jumps out and powers up to SSJ4 he blasts the salarians with holy lightning their guns explode due to the lightning causing overheating rendering them helpless but turians arrive with large anti-material sniper rifles and open up on trish and trevor trish takes some hits and the bullets cause some damage to her suits shielding
Trish: OUCH... nnnghhhh okay thats it!
Trevor: punched through the shielding... damn
Trish points the minigun and shreds the turian snipers yelling a war cry til her gun overheats Trevor then steps in and blasts the rest with deadly ice beams.
Trevor: Chill out frog man.
Trish: They're done for
Trish reloads her minigun and straps it to her back as she checks her radar
Trish: to the west of here, come on.
the two fly west but decide to use the thick jungles of the planet to sneak through and avoid conflict
Trevor: ugh... I know we need these suits to survive but god this planets humidity isn't making it easy.
Trish: Turn on your suits air conditioning...?
Trevor looks at the A/C button on his arm computer and pushes it
Trish: you're welcome.
Trevor: this is why you're the smart one.
Trish: Duh.
the duo travels through the jungle the wildlife that tries to eat them gets a taste of laser minigun they keep following the signal but the sun starts to set and the really nasty wildlife comes out the kind that laughs at laser miniguns.
Trish: RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNN
The duo hightail it away from a gigantic bigfoot like monster it chases them for hours in the darkness of the night the beast gets on all fours and rams Trish down she drops the emerald radar and it gets busted Trevor blasts the beast away with a super kamehameha it flees wounded.
the Turians fly over the jungle searching for them they find a tree big enough to use as a shelter some animals hollowed out a huge part of it as a home Trevor kicks em out and sends em running Trish tinkers with the radar
Trevor: well?
Trish: it'll take some time but I think I can get it working.. you know... I hope they dont destroy our ship...
Trevor: Don't worry I took care of that
scene shifts to the ship a salarian approaches it with a bomb suddenly a huge ray gun pops out and blows it to bits.
Salarian: you can't do that to me I WENT TO COLLEGE!!
*BLASTED AGAIN*
Salarian: ouch....
looks like our heros will be held up for a bit, will they get the emerald in time? or are we DOOOOOMED!?