Post by Trevor Belmont on Feb 11, 2019 2:41:50 GMT -5
7/17/17
5PM
Trevor has been in the arcade all day, its almost dinnertime but hes been having too much fun playing Street Fighter II, Dig Dug, Pac-Man, The House of the Dead.
Trevor: Whew... I think ill just say to heck with it and grab a pizza.
Trevor goes to the local pizza hut and orders a few big ol pizzas, the person at the register looks and gives him a weird look.
guy: uhhh... all for you?
Trevor: Yeah.
guy: Well, its no skin off my nose. it'll be about 30 minutes my dude, for here?
Trevor: yeah sure, its nice n cool in here ha
a bit later Trevors enjoying 5 large pizzas all by himself.
Trevor reads a newspaper as hes chompin down pizzas
Trevor: *Sighs* more damn attacks by those monsters... local idiot fights monsters.. nearly dies... wait a minute! THATS ME! grrrrrr how dare they write that about me?
Trevor storms out and goes to the newspaper place
Trevor: okay who wrote that article a Mr. Benny
Trevor stops a slick looking guy in the hallway
Trevor: You benny?
Benny: yeah slick who are you and hands off the suit its custom made
Trevor: Special delivery
Benny: oh yeah?
Trevor punches Benny in the gut he falls over holding his gut.
Trevor: Nobody smacktalks a saiyan and gets away with it
Trevor throws the newspaper down on Benny and he kicks the doors in and leaves.
Later on Trevor's hanging out on the rooftop of the saloon, cuz he can.
Trevor: Starting to get chilly again, nightfalls comin.
Trevor jumps off the roof and walks towards the inn he's jumped by two big guys one knocks him to the ground and both start stomping mudholes in him
big guy: yeah get him, Bennys payin us real good to rough this one up.
Benny: Alright hold him up hold him real good
Benny pulls out a custom nickel plated .45 handgun and points it right at Trevor's head, Trevor smirks.
Benny: Nobody sucker punches ol benny and get away with it, adios muchacho..
*BANG BANG BANG* and more shots ring out til the gun clicks empty. Trevor is still smirking and staring at Benny.
Trevor: i gave you 7 tries, you failed.... HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
Trevor powers up knocking the brutes off one of them lands on a cactus and he hoots and hollers and runs around.
big guy 2: oh man you didn't mention he was a Saiyan, this aint worth it im out!
the two big guys run away superfast like the stooges.
Trevor: go on slap a fresh mag in and shoot me more! it tickled!!
Benny drops the gun and runs superfast too but Trevor cuts him off and picks him up by the throat
Trevor: Aw whats the matter dandyman!? cat got your tongue!? you were talking all that good shit just a second ago!! go on hit me shoot me.... give me a hug.
Benny: what?
Trevor: HUG!!!
Trevor bearhugs Benny Benny yells out in pain Trevor drops him onto the ground, in pain but alive and not broken in half.
Trevor: next time, think before you talk all tough.... muchacho.
Trevor then can feel the power level of one of the chupacabras, just one guess it decided to go out solo.
Trevor: Darn, one of thems on the move... i can't let these people down again!
Trevor decides to heckie with it and flies toward the power level not many people around to see him anyway.
Benny: this is nuts man... but I think... I think he spared me on purpose. He doesn't kill humans... guess hes not so bad. and I was wrong to write that article he is trying his best... ugh.. im so sore..
Benny slowly walks on to his home the other residents heard all the commotion but just watched cuz they know Bennys an idiot.
Trudy: Dang I was hoping he'd break the little worm in half.
Sunny: Pft, if only we were so lucky.
Trevor lands infront of the lone chupacabra, a tall muscular thing that looks more like a troll from Skyrim or something but walks totally upright and is even bigger.
Trevor: not tonight im afraid... the menu has been changed you see we're all out of livestock but you can have a...
Trevor rushes in and hits a haymaker to the beasts face it reels back throwing its arms around in a rage.
Trevor: Knuckle sandwich. ahh ive been waiting for the chance to get one of you alone lets go!!
the beast fires one of its blood colored/black blasts Trevor dodges he charges fire in his hands and hits 5 fire punches to the beast it reels back and takes steps back.
Trevor: Didn't like that eh?
the beast comes in and tries to smash Trevor with its big ol fists Trevor jumps back the beast comes at him again he jumps back the chupacabra teleports surprising Trevor it appears behind him and punches him in the head with its hammer-like fists Trevor flies back and hits a rocky hillside, small rocks fall on his head followed by a somehwat bigger one.
Trevor: Ow ow ow ow..... is it ove... *BONK*.....
Trevor slumps down with a goofy look on his face as the sounds of birds tweetering is heard.