Post by Mickie on Aug 27, 2021 2:50:16 GMT -5
Location
Mickie's House
7/8/2023
7:00p.m.
Mickie and the Saiyan's have had dinner. Myles, Ally, AJ, Katie, Victoria and Mickie are still sitting at the table. Trevor and McIntyre walk to Mickie. Trevor taps her shoulder.
Trevor: Um...Mommy.
Mickie looks at him.
Mickie: Yes?
Trevor: Its still day light outside...and we ate all our food. Can me and Brother McIntyre go back outside and play some more?
Mickie: Yes but don't stay out after dark.
Trevor and McIntyre: Yes Mommy!
Trevor and McIntyre run out the back door. The kids follow.
Myles: Ohh...that food was great Mickie...so good.
Ally: Yeah. Your an amazing cook.
Mickie: Thank you.
Victoria: Ohh man. My belly is full. Now I need someone to go lay down with. Heh.
The Saiyan's just laugh. Mickie looks at Myles.
Mickie: So Myles...You were in the Saiyan Army. How long?
Myles: I was in the army for 2 years.
Mickie: Why did you choose to go into the army?
Myles: Well. The same reason I joined your team. I wanted to make a difference.
Mickie: You really looked up to Sergeant Carter didn't you?
Myles: Yeah...he was my big Papa Bear.
Victoria giggles.
Victoria: Your big Papa Bear? Myles he's one of the littlest guys I've ever seen in my life. Dude was only like 5 feet 9 inches tall.
Myles: He's still taller than me.
Victoria shrugs.
Victoria: Well that's true.
Mickie: I bet you got some interesting stories.
Myles: I could tell alot of stories.
Ally: Did you ever see any battle action?
Myles: Umm...does war games count?
Katie: War games? What's that?
Myles: It was something we did where two platoon's would be paired against each other and we would pretend like we're fighting a war.
Mickie: Hmm...Interesting.
Katie: Why did you call Sergeant Carter Papa Bear?
Myles: Well. I didn't. He wouldn't let me.
Mickie: The army is very strict.
Myles: Yeah.
Katie: Hey we got all night. Why don't you tell us a story?
Saiyan's: Yeah.
Myles: Okay. I'll tell you about my first day at boot camp.
Flashback.
The scene sets on a Saiyan Army base. Soldier's are seen marching around with their Sergeant's. The scene zooms in and sets on the Lieutenant's office.
Carter walks in and he walks to the Lieutenant. Carter salutes. Crunch salutes him back.
Lt Crunch: At ease Sergeant.
Sgt Carter: You wanted to see me sir?
Lt Crunch: Yes I did Sergeant. You've had an impressive run with platoon's recently. 4 honor platoon's in a row. That is very impressive Sergeant.
Carter smiles and he nods.
Sgt Carter: Thank you sir. I give my best.
Lt Crunch: You train these boys and girls very well. You've got a way of getting through to them unlike any other Sergeant on the base. Your name is even being mentioned for Sergeant of the year. If you can somehow pull off a 5th honor platoon I'm sure you'd have the reward in the bag.
Carter's face lights up.
Sgt Carter: You mean it sir? I could become Sergeant of the year?
Lt Crunch: Of course you'll have to work for it. But...just between us. No other Sergeant in the army has ever successfully pulled off 4 honor platoon's in a row. I've also put your name in for the award. I think your a shoo in.
Sgt Carter: Wow...I'm honored. Thank you.
Lt Crunch: You deserve it Sergeant. Now. Your next platoon has arrived on base. They are getting set up in barricks 7.
Carter smiles and he rubs his hands together.
Sgt Carter: Fresh meat.
Lt Crunch: Heh. That's right. First day of boot camp for these boys and girls. Go make us proud Sergeant.
Sgt Carter: Yes sir!
Carter salutes. Crunch salutes back.
Lt Crunch: Dismissed Sergeant.
Carter smiles as he turns and he leaves the office and he walks off for Barricks 7.
Over in Barricks 7.
The boys and girls are trying to settle in. Myles walks in. She's wearing a black dress and matching flat shoes. She has her bag over her shoulder.
Myles: Hi fella's.
The boys and girls look at Myles.
Myles: Is this barricks 7?
Duke: Yeah. But I think you've got the wrong location ma'am. This is an army base. Civilian's aren't suppose to be here.
Myles gives a big pretty smile as she walks into the barricks.
Myles: I'm not a civilian. I'm a soldier. I'm here to start boot camp.
The boys and girls look shocked as they exchange looks. They look back at Myles.
Duke: What's your name lady?
Myles: Myles. What's yours?
Duke: I'm Duke.
Myles shakes his hand.
Myles: Pleased to meet you! The pleasure is all mine! Do you know which one is my bunk?
Duke: Yeah. That one right over there.
Duke points at a bunk over in the corner of the barricks. Myles looks around and she smiles.
Myles: Say fella's. How about that? That's so cool! We're gonna be sharing bunk beds! This is gonna be fun!
Myles walks to her bunk. There's another girl sitting on the top bunk.
Myles: Hi! I'm Myles!
Myles extends her hand. The girl smiles and she jumps down off her bunk and she shakes hands.
Kelly: Hi Myles! I'm Kelly!
Myles: Are you excited about our first day of boot camp?
Kelly: If its anything like what I've seen the other's doing around here...then we're in for a tough ride.
Myles: Aw. It won't be that bad. We're gonna have lots of fun.
Myles looks at the bunk then back at Kelly.
Myles: Is this your bunk?
Kelly: Yeah.
Myles looks at Kelly and she gasps and she smiles.
Myles: Oh! Bunk mates!
Myles hugs Kelly. Kelly is startled but she hugs Myles. Kelly looks at the others.
Kelly: Friendly little thing isn't she?
Myles puts her bag on her bunk and she kicks her shoes off her feet.
Myles: Alright. Time to unpack.
Kelly and the others watch and they look surprised.
Myles: First let's get these ugly sheets off.
Myles pulls the sheets off the bunk and she throws them in the floor. The other's gasp as they watch. Myles then opens her bag and she pulls out another set of sheets. Black and Pink sheets. Myles puts them on her bunk then she takes the pillow and she tosses it aside and she pulls her own pillow out of her bag. It's in a matching pink and black pillow case. Myles puts her pillow on the bed and she pats it.
Myles: Now to fix up that window. I got just the thing.
Myles walks to the window and she pulls pretty curtain's out of her bag. Myles then begins to hang the curtain's. The other's gasp and they watch. Myles finishes hanging the curtain's and she smacks her hands together.
Myles: There. All the comforts of home!
Myles puts her hands on her hips. Suddenly. Carter walks into barricks 7.
Sgt Carter: Alright! Alright! Alright! Fall in you knuckleheads!
Everyon lines up. Myles stands there looking at her bunk and curtains. Carter looks shocked as he looks at Myles.
Sgt Carter: Who is that?
Duke: Her name is Myles sir.
Sgt Carter: Myles.
Carter looks tough and serious. He fixes his hat and he walks to Myles.
Sgt Carter: Private Myles! Fall in!
Myles looks at Carter.
Myles: Oh hi! Are you a member of our barricks too?
Carter gives a funny look then he smiles.
Sgt Carter: You could say that.
Myles: This place is great. I was just telling my new friend Kelly that we're gonna have so much fun. I'm so excited. I can't wait to get started.
Sgt Carter: Well the fun has begun Myles.
Carter gives a funny look. He looks Myles up and down.
Sgt Carter: What is the meaning of this?
Myles: What?
Carter points at Myles.
Sgt Carter: Myles! You are in violation! You ma'am are out of uniform!
Carter puts his hands on his hips. Myles looks down at herself and she smiles then she looks back at Carter.
Myles: Aww. I'm not out of uniform.
Carter smirks and he crosses his arms.
Sgt Carter: Your not?
Myles: Nope.
Sgt Carter: How so?
Myles: I got a dress on. I'm not naked.
Carter gives a funny look then he rubs his hand over his face. Slater tries not to laugh but he does. Carter looks shocked and he grabs his hat.
Sgt Carter: Who laughed?! Who was it?!
Carter gets in Duke's face.
Sgt Carter: Was it you Private Duke?
Duke: Sir! No sir!
Sgt Carter: Alright!
Carter gets in Slater's face.
Sgt Carter: It was you wasn't it? Heh. Come on Private Slater. Tell the truth. Speak up son!
Slater looks scared.
Slater: Yes sir! Sorry sir!
Sgt Carter: There. That wasn't so hard...now drop and give me 50 push up's boy! And don't you get up unitl you've finished! I want 50 push up's! Go!
Slater drops to the floor and he begins doing push ups. Carter looks at the rest of the squad.
Sgt Carter: Anybody else think this is funny?
Squad: Sir! No sir!
Sgt Carter: Very good.
Carter walks back to Myles.
Sgt Carter: Now Myles. Do you mind telling me why your out of uniform and wearing a dress?
Myles: Well sir. I've already told you. I'm not out of uniform and I'm wearing a dress because I'm a girl and I think they are pretty. Look at how this one shows off my legs.
Carter looks shocked as he looks at Myles legs.
Sgt Carter: What is the meaning of this Myles? This is disgraceful!
Myles looks disappointed.
Myles: What?
Sgt Carter: Just look at those legs!
Myles: What's wrong with my legs?
Sgt Carter: Bird legs! Bone legged! Whoever heard of a solider with such bone legs! Its disgracful!
Myles: I'm sorry.
Sgt Carter: But don't worry Myles. I'm gonna fix those bird legs. Heheh. Because I'm gonna make you march from the moment you get up in the morning until its time to go back to bed at night. Your feet will have blister's on your blister's. Heheh.
Myles: Oh thank you sir.
Carter looks shocked. The other's gasp and look on.
Sgt Carter: What do you mean thank you?
Myles: Well see. I've always wanted to beef up my legs...you know since I became an adult. I've always had skinny legs. But I never could get them to buff up. So thank you for helping me. It really means alot to me.
Sgt Carter: Thank you for helping you huh? Well. We'll see if you still feel that way later.
Carter looks at Myles bunk.
Sgt Carter: What the heck is this Myles?
Myles: Just my own personal sheets I brought from home. They are just the most comfortable sheets ever. This is my favorite sheet.
Myles pulls out another set of sheets.
Myles: I've got an extra set. You want me to fix up your bunk?
Sgt Carter: No! I don't want my bunk fixed! My bunk is just fine the way it is!
Myles: Okay.
Carter walks to the window.
Sgt Carter: And this?! Myles! Who gave you permission to put up curtain's in the barricks window?
Myles: Nobody. I just figured it was okay since we're living here and all. The man who walked me here said to make myself at home.
Sgt Carter: The man who walked you here?! Who walked you here Myles?! Huh?! Tell me! Who?! Who?! Who?!
Myles looks at Carter and she smiles.
Myles: Aww. You sound just like one of them friendly neighborhood hootie owl's.
Sgt Carter: Myles!
Myles: Well geez. I can't remember his name. Who's the fellow you all have walking people to their barricks?
Sgt Carter: No one Myles! Nobody is supposed to be walking you to the barricks! Now I don't know who your talking about or what happened. All I know is. You've got 5 minutes to change those sheets and get those curtains out of that window and change out of that dress and put your uniform and boots on and fall in with the rest of us!
Myles: Well okay but...I sure would like to know who you are to be giving order's like this.
Sgt Carter: My name is Sergeant Carter and I'm your Sergeant. We're gonna have alot of fun Myles.
Myles face lights up and she claps her hands.
Myles: Oh boy! Your right! We're gonna have a blast Sarge! I'm so excited!
Carter looks confused.
Sgt Carter: Huh?
Myles: Oh I can't wait to get started! I just know we're gonna be best friends!
Sgt Carter: Get moving Myles! On the double! Then fall in!
Carter walks off. Myles begins to change her sheets and then she removes the curtains from the window. She then changes into her uniform and she puts her boots on.
Sgt Carter: And one more thing Myles. I better not catch you out of uniform again. You are to wear your uniform at all times when you are on this base unless you are in bed or showering. So Myles. That means. No dresses. No normal clothes and no barefeet! Is that understood?!
Myles: Sure.
Carter gives a funny look. He then looks at Myles.
Sgt Carter: That is no way to answer your superior officer! When I give you an order you are to answer me like this...sir! Yes sir! Understood?!
Squad: Sir! Yes sir!
Sgt Carter: What's that?
Squad: Sir! Yes sir!
Sgt Carter: I can't hear you!
Squad: Sir! Yes sir!
Sgt Carter: Very good. This is day one of boot camp boys and girls. We're gonna have alot of fun.
Myles claps and she bounces in excitment. Carter looks at her for a moment then he starts walking around.
Sgt Carter: Now. You are my new platoon. I've had 4 honor platoons in a row...and you knuckleheads are gonna be my 5th! Is that understood?!
Squad: Sir! Yes sir!
Sgt Carter: So all of you are gonna stay in tip top shape and follow all the rules! Cause rules are very important.
Carter points at Slater.
Sgt Carter: What's very important?
Slater: Rules sir!
Carter points at Myles.
Sgt Carter: And what are we gonna do?
Myles: We're gonna stay in tip top shape and follow all the rules and have lots of fun sir!
Carter gives a funny look. Myles waves at him as she smiles.
Sgt Carter: Very good. As I said. You are to remain in uniform at all times. The only time you are permitted to remove your uniform on this base is when you are in bed or when you are showering. Understood? That means the whole uniform. Boots too. Ya understand?!
Squad: Sir! Yes sir!
Sgt Carter: Very good. Now. Let's go outside and line up. We're gonna march around the base and we're gonna march until we're too tired to take another step. Understood?!
Squad: Sir! Yes sir!
Sgt Carter: Very good! Let's move!
End flashback.
Myles: That was the first day I met the big softie. Deep down I knew he liked me. Heh.
Ally: Interesting story.
Mickie: Yeah. Your special Myles. You just might be the nicest person I've ever met. I swear I've never seen you get mad.
Myles: I know.
Katie: You had bird legs when you joined the army?
Myles blushes.
Myles: Yeah. I had about the skinniest legs ever. Thankfully Sarge helped me buff up. Heh.
Katie: Dang girl. You'd never know by looking at your legs now. They are amazing.
Victoria: Like tree trunks.
Katie: Yeah.
Victoria: Your right up there with Mickie.
Myles: Heh. Thank you.
Suddenly the back door opens and Trevor and McIntyre walk in. The kids follow them inside. Trevor is holding something in his hands.
McIntyre: Wait! You can't take it in the house!
Trevor: Its a hurt little birdie and I'm gonna take care of it and nurse it back to health. Now I don't want to hear another word about it.
Mickie: What's going on?
Trevor walks to her.
Trevor: We found a hurt little birdie. I want to nurse it back to health.
Mickie: Okay honey. Where is it?
Trevor shows Mickie the bird. Mickie gasps.
Bird: Chirp...chirp.
Mickie: Oh my.
Trevor: It has a hurt wing. And it looks sick. And I think its a girl.
Mickie: Oh dear. Honey we can't keep her in the house.
Trevor: Well why not? She's hurt.
Bird: Chirp...chirp chrip.
Mickie: Well because birds belong outside.
Trevor: But a wild animal might get her...or a mean ol putty tat.
Trish walks into the kitchen.
Mickie: Umm. Trish...help.
Trish gets a bottle of water out of the fridge. She then walks to the table.
Trish: What's up?
Trish takes a big drink.
Trevor: Trish. We found a hurt birdie. She can't fly because her wing is hurt and she looks sick. I want to nurse her back to health.
Trish looks at the bird.
Trish: Hm...Yep. Female. Hurt wing. Looks like her leg is hurt too. She does look sick.
Mickie: What should we do with it?
Trish: Well. Find a place to put her outside.
Trevor: Oh but we can't do that.
Trish: Why?
Mickie smirks.
Mickie: Bad ol putty tats.
Trish: Hmm...yeah. That's possible. A cat would go after a hurt bird before it would try to catch anything else. She can't fly right now so...she'd be a sitting duck. Okay. Come on. We can keep her in my lab.
Mickie: Didn't you used to keep a duck down there?
Trish: Stacy? Yeah. I miss that duck. Come on Trevor. McIntyre.
Trish takes the hurt bird. Trevor claps his hands and he jumps up and down and he laughs like Herman Munster.
Trevor: Oh boy!...oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy!
Trevor looks at McIntyre.
Trevor: Did you hear that Brother McIntyre? Trish says we can keep the birdie in the lab!
McIntyre: Yay!
Trevor: Thank you Mommy!
Trevor hugs and kisses Mickie. McIntyre then hugs and kisses Mickie.
McIntyre: Thanks Mommy!
Mickie: Your welcome boys.
Trevor and McIntyre follow Trish to the basement.
Victoria: Geez Mickie. If Trevor and McIntyre don't get back to normal...your gonna be stuck with two sons you never had.
Mickie stares at Victoria.
Mickie: Your not funny.
Victoria: I still say one good bonk on the head will solve this. Just like in the cartoons. We set them up and...WHAM!
Mickie: Ohh. Tori.
Mickie and the other's get up and walk off. Victoria looks around at everyone.
Victoria: What?...what? I swear it will work! Let's just give it a try! It will fix this!
Victoria looks around at everyone as they start to do their own thing. Mickie gives her a Moe look as she stands there and she begins to clean the dishes. Victoria waves her hand like Curly.
Victoria: Hmm.
Victoria looks around the room.
Victoria: Anyone wanna lay with me tonight? Katie's being a stick in the mud because of her foot fungus.
Mickie: Oh Tori. Take it easy on her. Its not her fault.
Victoria: I know. But I need some loving!
Mickie's House
7/8/2023
7:00p.m.
Mickie and the Saiyan's have had dinner. Myles, Ally, AJ, Katie, Victoria and Mickie are still sitting at the table. Trevor and McIntyre walk to Mickie. Trevor taps her shoulder.
Trevor: Um...Mommy.
Mickie looks at him.
Mickie: Yes?
Trevor: Its still day light outside...and we ate all our food. Can me and Brother McIntyre go back outside and play some more?
Mickie: Yes but don't stay out after dark.
Trevor and McIntyre: Yes Mommy!
Trevor and McIntyre run out the back door. The kids follow.
Myles: Ohh...that food was great Mickie...so good.
Ally: Yeah. Your an amazing cook.
Mickie: Thank you.
Victoria: Ohh man. My belly is full. Now I need someone to go lay down with. Heh.
The Saiyan's just laugh. Mickie looks at Myles.
Mickie: So Myles...You were in the Saiyan Army. How long?
Myles: I was in the army for 2 years.
Mickie: Why did you choose to go into the army?
Myles: Well. The same reason I joined your team. I wanted to make a difference.
Mickie: You really looked up to Sergeant Carter didn't you?
Myles: Yeah...he was my big Papa Bear.
Victoria giggles.
Victoria: Your big Papa Bear? Myles he's one of the littlest guys I've ever seen in my life. Dude was only like 5 feet 9 inches tall.
Myles: He's still taller than me.
Victoria shrugs.
Victoria: Well that's true.
Mickie: I bet you got some interesting stories.
Myles: I could tell alot of stories.
Ally: Did you ever see any battle action?
Myles: Umm...does war games count?
Katie: War games? What's that?
Myles: It was something we did where two platoon's would be paired against each other and we would pretend like we're fighting a war.
Mickie: Hmm...Interesting.
Katie: Why did you call Sergeant Carter Papa Bear?
Myles: Well. I didn't. He wouldn't let me.
Mickie: The army is very strict.
Myles: Yeah.
Katie: Hey we got all night. Why don't you tell us a story?
Saiyan's: Yeah.
Myles: Okay. I'll tell you about my first day at boot camp.
Flashback.
The scene sets on a Saiyan Army base. Soldier's are seen marching around with their Sergeant's. The scene zooms in and sets on the Lieutenant's office.
Carter walks in and he walks to the Lieutenant. Carter salutes. Crunch salutes him back.
Lt Crunch: At ease Sergeant.
Sgt Carter: You wanted to see me sir?
Lt Crunch: Yes I did Sergeant. You've had an impressive run with platoon's recently. 4 honor platoon's in a row. That is very impressive Sergeant.
Carter smiles and he nods.
Sgt Carter: Thank you sir. I give my best.
Lt Crunch: You train these boys and girls very well. You've got a way of getting through to them unlike any other Sergeant on the base. Your name is even being mentioned for Sergeant of the year. If you can somehow pull off a 5th honor platoon I'm sure you'd have the reward in the bag.
Carter's face lights up.
Sgt Carter: You mean it sir? I could become Sergeant of the year?
Lt Crunch: Of course you'll have to work for it. But...just between us. No other Sergeant in the army has ever successfully pulled off 4 honor platoon's in a row. I've also put your name in for the award. I think your a shoo in.
Sgt Carter: Wow...I'm honored. Thank you.
Lt Crunch: You deserve it Sergeant. Now. Your next platoon has arrived on base. They are getting set up in barricks 7.
Carter smiles and he rubs his hands together.
Sgt Carter: Fresh meat.
Lt Crunch: Heh. That's right. First day of boot camp for these boys and girls. Go make us proud Sergeant.
Sgt Carter: Yes sir!
Carter salutes. Crunch salutes back.
Lt Crunch: Dismissed Sergeant.
Carter smiles as he turns and he leaves the office and he walks off for Barricks 7.
Over in Barricks 7.
The boys and girls are trying to settle in. Myles walks in. She's wearing a black dress and matching flat shoes. She has her bag over her shoulder.
Myles: Hi fella's.
The boys and girls look at Myles.
Myles: Is this barricks 7?
Duke: Yeah. But I think you've got the wrong location ma'am. This is an army base. Civilian's aren't suppose to be here.
Myles gives a big pretty smile as she walks into the barricks.
Myles: I'm not a civilian. I'm a soldier. I'm here to start boot camp.
The boys and girls look shocked as they exchange looks. They look back at Myles.
Duke: What's your name lady?
Myles: Myles. What's yours?
Duke: I'm Duke.
Myles shakes his hand.
Myles: Pleased to meet you! The pleasure is all mine! Do you know which one is my bunk?
Duke: Yeah. That one right over there.
Duke points at a bunk over in the corner of the barricks. Myles looks around and she smiles.
Myles: Say fella's. How about that? That's so cool! We're gonna be sharing bunk beds! This is gonna be fun!
Myles walks to her bunk. There's another girl sitting on the top bunk.
Myles: Hi! I'm Myles!
Myles extends her hand. The girl smiles and she jumps down off her bunk and she shakes hands.
Kelly: Hi Myles! I'm Kelly!
Myles: Are you excited about our first day of boot camp?
Kelly: If its anything like what I've seen the other's doing around here...then we're in for a tough ride.
Myles: Aw. It won't be that bad. We're gonna have lots of fun.
Myles looks at the bunk then back at Kelly.
Myles: Is this your bunk?
Kelly: Yeah.
Myles looks at Kelly and she gasps and she smiles.
Myles: Oh! Bunk mates!
Myles hugs Kelly. Kelly is startled but she hugs Myles. Kelly looks at the others.
Kelly: Friendly little thing isn't she?
Myles puts her bag on her bunk and she kicks her shoes off her feet.
Myles: Alright. Time to unpack.
Kelly and the others watch and they look surprised.
Myles: First let's get these ugly sheets off.
Myles pulls the sheets off the bunk and she throws them in the floor. The other's gasp as they watch. Myles then opens her bag and she pulls out another set of sheets. Black and Pink sheets. Myles puts them on her bunk then she takes the pillow and she tosses it aside and she pulls her own pillow out of her bag. It's in a matching pink and black pillow case. Myles puts her pillow on the bed and she pats it.
Myles: Now to fix up that window. I got just the thing.
Myles walks to the window and she pulls pretty curtain's out of her bag. Myles then begins to hang the curtain's. The other's gasp and they watch. Myles finishes hanging the curtain's and she smacks her hands together.
Myles: There. All the comforts of home!
Myles puts her hands on her hips. Suddenly. Carter walks into barricks 7.
Sgt Carter: Alright! Alright! Alright! Fall in you knuckleheads!
Everyon lines up. Myles stands there looking at her bunk and curtains. Carter looks shocked as he looks at Myles.
Sgt Carter: Who is that?
Duke: Her name is Myles sir.
Sgt Carter: Myles.
Carter looks tough and serious. He fixes his hat and he walks to Myles.
Sgt Carter: Private Myles! Fall in!
Myles looks at Carter.
Myles: Oh hi! Are you a member of our barricks too?
Carter gives a funny look then he smiles.
Sgt Carter: You could say that.
Myles: This place is great. I was just telling my new friend Kelly that we're gonna have so much fun. I'm so excited. I can't wait to get started.
Sgt Carter: Well the fun has begun Myles.
Carter gives a funny look. He looks Myles up and down.
Sgt Carter: What is the meaning of this?
Myles: What?
Carter points at Myles.
Sgt Carter: Myles! You are in violation! You ma'am are out of uniform!
Carter puts his hands on his hips. Myles looks down at herself and she smiles then she looks back at Carter.
Myles: Aww. I'm not out of uniform.
Carter smirks and he crosses his arms.
Sgt Carter: Your not?
Myles: Nope.
Sgt Carter: How so?
Myles: I got a dress on. I'm not naked.
Carter gives a funny look then he rubs his hand over his face. Slater tries not to laugh but he does. Carter looks shocked and he grabs his hat.
Sgt Carter: Who laughed?! Who was it?!
Carter gets in Duke's face.
Sgt Carter: Was it you Private Duke?
Duke: Sir! No sir!
Sgt Carter: Alright!
Carter gets in Slater's face.
Sgt Carter: It was you wasn't it? Heh. Come on Private Slater. Tell the truth. Speak up son!
Slater looks scared.
Slater: Yes sir! Sorry sir!
Sgt Carter: There. That wasn't so hard...now drop and give me 50 push up's boy! And don't you get up unitl you've finished! I want 50 push up's! Go!
Slater drops to the floor and he begins doing push ups. Carter looks at the rest of the squad.
Sgt Carter: Anybody else think this is funny?
Squad: Sir! No sir!
Sgt Carter: Very good.
Carter walks back to Myles.
Sgt Carter: Now Myles. Do you mind telling me why your out of uniform and wearing a dress?
Myles: Well sir. I've already told you. I'm not out of uniform and I'm wearing a dress because I'm a girl and I think they are pretty. Look at how this one shows off my legs.
Carter looks shocked as he looks at Myles legs.
Sgt Carter: What is the meaning of this Myles? This is disgraceful!
Myles looks disappointed.
Myles: What?
Sgt Carter: Just look at those legs!
Myles: What's wrong with my legs?
Sgt Carter: Bird legs! Bone legged! Whoever heard of a solider with such bone legs! Its disgracful!
Myles: I'm sorry.
Sgt Carter: But don't worry Myles. I'm gonna fix those bird legs. Heheh. Because I'm gonna make you march from the moment you get up in the morning until its time to go back to bed at night. Your feet will have blister's on your blister's. Heheh.
Myles: Oh thank you sir.
Carter looks shocked. The other's gasp and look on.
Sgt Carter: What do you mean thank you?
Myles: Well see. I've always wanted to beef up my legs...you know since I became an adult. I've always had skinny legs. But I never could get them to buff up. So thank you for helping me. It really means alot to me.
Sgt Carter: Thank you for helping you huh? Well. We'll see if you still feel that way later.
Carter looks at Myles bunk.
Sgt Carter: What the heck is this Myles?
Myles: Just my own personal sheets I brought from home. They are just the most comfortable sheets ever. This is my favorite sheet.
Myles pulls out another set of sheets.
Myles: I've got an extra set. You want me to fix up your bunk?
Sgt Carter: No! I don't want my bunk fixed! My bunk is just fine the way it is!
Myles: Okay.
Carter walks to the window.
Sgt Carter: And this?! Myles! Who gave you permission to put up curtain's in the barricks window?
Myles: Nobody. I just figured it was okay since we're living here and all. The man who walked me here said to make myself at home.
Sgt Carter: The man who walked you here?! Who walked you here Myles?! Huh?! Tell me! Who?! Who?! Who?!
Myles looks at Carter and she smiles.
Myles: Aww. You sound just like one of them friendly neighborhood hootie owl's.
Sgt Carter: Myles!
Myles: Well geez. I can't remember his name. Who's the fellow you all have walking people to their barricks?
Sgt Carter: No one Myles! Nobody is supposed to be walking you to the barricks! Now I don't know who your talking about or what happened. All I know is. You've got 5 minutes to change those sheets and get those curtains out of that window and change out of that dress and put your uniform and boots on and fall in with the rest of us!
Myles: Well okay but...I sure would like to know who you are to be giving order's like this.
Sgt Carter: My name is Sergeant Carter and I'm your Sergeant. We're gonna have alot of fun Myles.
Myles face lights up and she claps her hands.
Myles: Oh boy! Your right! We're gonna have a blast Sarge! I'm so excited!
Carter looks confused.
Sgt Carter: Huh?
Myles: Oh I can't wait to get started! I just know we're gonna be best friends!
Sgt Carter: Get moving Myles! On the double! Then fall in!
Carter walks off. Myles begins to change her sheets and then she removes the curtains from the window. She then changes into her uniform and she puts her boots on.
Sgt Carter: And one more thing Myles. I better not catch you out of uniform again. You are to wear your uniform at all times when you are on this base unless you are in bed or showering. So Myles. That means. No dresses. No normal clothes and no barefeet! Is that understood?!
Myles: Sure.
Carter gives a funny look. He then looks at Myles.
Sgt Carter: That is no way to answer your superior officer! When I give you an order you are to answer me like this...sir! Yes sir! Understood?!
Squad: Sir! Yes sir!
Sgt Carter: What's that?
Squad: Sir! Yes sir!
Sgt Carter: I can't hear you!
Squad: Sir! Yes sir!
Sgt Carter: Very good. This is day one of boot camp boys and girls. We're gonna have alot of fun.
Myles claps and she bounces in excitment. Carter looks at her for a moment then he starts walking around.
Sgt Carter: Now. You are my new platoon. I've had 4 honor platoons in a row...and you knuckleheads are gonna be my 5th! Is that understood?!
Squad: Sir! Yes sir!
Sgt Carter: So all of you are gonna stay in tip top shape and follow all the rules! Cause rules are very important.
Carter points at Slater.
Sgt Carter: What's very important?
Slater: Rules sir!
Carter points at Myles.
Sgt Carter: And what are we gonna do?
Myles: We're gonna stay in tip top shape and follow all the rules and have lots of fun sir!
Carter gives a funny look. Myles waves at him as she smiles.
Sgt Carter: Very good. As I said. You are to remain in uniform at all times. The only time you are permitted to remove your uniform on this base is when you are in bed or when you are showering. Understood? That means the whole uniform. Boots too. Ya understand?!
Squad: Sir! Yes sir!
Sgt Carter: Very good. Now. Let's go outside and line up. We're gonna march around the base and we're gonna march until we're too tired to take another step. Understood?!
Squad: Sir! Yes sir!
Sgt Carter: Very good! Let's move!
End flashback.
Myles: That was the first day I met the big softie. Deep down I knew he liked me. Heh.
Ally: Interesting story.
Mickie: Yeah. Your special Myles. You just might be the nicest person I've ever met. I swear I've never seen you get mad.
Myles: I know.
Katie: You had bird legs when you joined the army?
Myles blushes.
Myles: Yeah. I had about the skinniest legs ever. Thankfully Sarge helped me buff up. Heh.
Katie: Dang girl. You'd never know by looking at your legs now. They are amazing.
Victoria: Like tree trunks.
Katie: Yeah.
Victoria: Your right up there with Mickie.
Myles: Heh. Thank you.
Suddenly the back door opens and Trevor and McIntyre walk in. The kids follow them inside. Trevor is holding something in his hands.
McIntyre: Wait! You can't take it in the house!
Trevor: Its a hurt little birdie and I'm gonna take care of it and nurse it back to health. Now I don't want to hear another word about it.
Mickie: What's going on?
Trevor walks to her.
Trevor: We found a hurt little birdie. I want to nurse it back to health.
Mickie: Okay honey. Where is it?
Trevor shows Mickie the bird. Mickie gasps.
Bird: Chirp...chirp.
Mickie: Oh my.
Trevor: It has a hurt wing. And it looks sick. And I think its a girl.
Mickie: Oh dear. Honey we can't keep her in the house.
Trevor: Well why not? She's hurt.
Bird: Chirp...chirp chrip.
Mickie: Well because birds belong outside.
Trevor: But a wild animal might get her...or a mean ol putty tat.
Trish walks into the kitchen.
Mickie: Umm. Trish...help.
Trish gets a bottle of water out of the fridge. She then walks to the table.
Trish: What's up?
Trish takes a big drink.
Trevor: Trish. We found a hurt birdie. She can't fly because her wing is hurt and she looks sick. I want to nurse her back to health.
Trish looks at the bird.
Trish: Hm...Yep. Female. Hurt wing. Looks like her leg is hurt too. She does look sick.
Mickie: What should we do with it?
Trish: Well. Find a place to put her outside.
Trevor: Oh but we can't do that.
Trish: Why?
Mickie smirks.
Mickie: Bad ol putty tats.
Trish: Hmm...yeah. That's possible. A cat would go after a hurt bird before it would try to catch anything else. She can't fly right now so...she'd be a sitting duck. Okay. Come on. We can keep her in my lab.
Mickie: Didn't you used to keep a duck down there?
Trish: Stacy? Yeah. I miss that duck. Come on Trevor. McIntyre.
Trish takes the hurt bird. Trevor claps his hands and he jumps up and down and he laughs like Herman Munster.
Trevor: Oh boy!...oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy!
Trevor looks at McIntyre.
Trevor: Did you hear that Brother McIntyre? Trish says we can keep the birdie in the lab!
McIntyre: Yay!
Trevor: Thank you Mommy!
Trevor hugs and kisses Mickie. McIntyre then hugs and kisses Mickie.
McIntyre: Thanks Mommy!
Mickie: Your welcome boys.
Trevor and McIntyre follow Trish to the basement.
Victoria: Geez Mickie. If Trevor and McIntyre don't get back to normal...your gonna be stuck with two sons you never had.
Mickie stares at Victoria.
Mickie: Your not funny.
Victoria: I still say one good bonk on the head will solve this. Just like in the cartoons. We set them up and...WHAM!
Mickie: Ohh. Tori.
Mickie and the other's get up and walk off. Victoria looks around at everyone.
Victoria: What?...what? I swear it will work! Let's just give it a try! It will fix this!
Victoria looks around at everyone as they start to do their own thing. Mickie gives her a Moe look as she stands there and she begins to clean the dishes. Victoria waves her hand like Curly.
Victoria: Hmm.
Victoria looks around the room.
Victoria: Anyone wanna lay with me tonight? Katie's being a stick in the mud because of her foot fungus.
Mickie: Oh Tori. Take it easy on her. Its not her fault.
Victoria: I know. But I need some loving!