Post by Trevor Belmont on Aug 27, 2021 6:03:56 GMT -5
Daisy and the others wake up they get ready to head out
Scorpion: those protean bars won't keep us goin for long
Tifa: hey what's cookin? smells good...
Tifa and the team creeps into the town it looks like agrabah from Aladdin they find out whats cooking... some of the dead Pegasus are being roasted on a big ol spit.
Tifa: bastards....
Daisy: I hate to say it
Tifa: Then don't. please dont.
Daisy: They smell delicious.
Tifa: I hate you
Daisy: thats not what your tongue said last night
Tifa: Daisy... please.
Tifa blushes a bit
Daisy: how hungry are we anyway?
Tifa: Not that hungry.
Daisy: let's get outta here then.
DK: maybe some of those palm trees have coconuts
Daisy: won't satisfy us, especially the saiyans of the group.
Tifa: Marth'd kill us if he found out we ate a Pegasus..
Daisy: We might not have a choice.
Tifa: ugh.... fine... im so sorry Marth...
Scorpion: hold up, what's that over there?
Daisy looks and her face lights up
Daisy: Roast pig!
Tifa: oh boy!!
triceraton: what was that?
the team hides in some big ol pots the triceratons look around
triceraton: huh, nothin here... guess it was the wind.
Daisy pokes her head out
Daisy: alright, we gotta knock those mugs out and get that roast pig.
Yoshi: yoshi so hungry she could eat a whole pig!
Daisy: we have to all get a share Yoshi
Yoshi: I know.
Tifa climbs out of the pot she looks around for something to smack the Triceratons with she sees one of their big clubs sitting beside them
Tifa: There, we need that club. we need a distraction.
DK: On it!
DK jumps infront of them and smacks his butt
DK: C'MON YA OVERGROWN GECKOS COME AT ME!
Triceraton: GRR GET HIM!
they run off chasing DK they chase him across the rooftops but some stay behind to tend to the food the one with the club ran off Tifa takes it she sneaks behind one of the remaining Triceratons and knocks him out he sways back and forth with a goofy look on his face
Tifa: oh, hey Daisy look! the leanin tower of Desert Land! NYUCK NYUCK NYUCK.
Daisy: shush! knock the other one out
Tifa: ohh soitenly!
Tifa whacks the other he sways like his friend they bump into eachother and fall over out cold
Tifa: Scorpion help me with this big ol porker.
Scorpion: i hope DK's alright
the team runs back to the pyramid with the big ol roast pig DK is still being chased he jumps across a gap the triceratons try to follow
Triceraton: hey... can we float?
Triceraton 2: No
Triceraton: then....
they scream like courage as they fall and land in an abandoned merchant's stall they sit there with goofy looks on their faces DK laughs as he makes his escape back to the pyramid.
Daisy: Oh boy oh boy...
Tifa: Oh... where's DK?
DK: Well, here I am!
Tifa: you made it!
Scorpion: were you followed?
DK: No, but we should eat this thing and scoot.
Tifa: Agreed, alright... uhhh
Daisy: leave it to me, ive prepared plenty of roast pigs.
Daisy gets some silverware
Tifa: where'd you get those?
Daisy: a good explorer is always prepared.
Tifa: Whatever im just glad im getting breakfast.
after the team eats and they make sure to drink more water and pot some in their canteens they continue through the harsh desert
Daisy: ugh im already done with this desert.
DK grabs some coconuts from trees and he puts em in a bag for later
DK: oh boy oh boy.. i love coconut milk! ahhuhuhuhuuhuh!
Tifa: oh.. thats a good idea dude, he's full of good idears aint he?
Daisy: yeah.
they continue through the desert, dodging Triceraton patrols that infest the desert.
meanwhile on earth Mickie is finally planting her pussywillows
Mickie: ahhh.... this is relaxing.
Trevor and McIntyre go whizzing past
Trevor: lay off McIntyre it was an accident!
McIntyre: No you gave mommy a black eye
the boys grapple McIntyre hits Trevor below the belt he buckles over McIntyre grabs and throws Trevor into the ground hard but his head did not impact the ground.
McIntyre: stay down there in the dirt
Mickie: BOYS!! STOP THIS!
Trevor: grrr stop hitting me there CHEATER!!
Trevor powers up and fires a kamehameha McIntyre is blown back Mickie gets out of the way McIntyre flies over the yard and lands in the backyard the blast explodes near the swingset
McIntyre: What was that..
Mickie: i just wanted to garden a little why am I so cursed why is that so hard oh mickie wants some peace and quiet no keep throwing crap right up in her face NO BIG DEAL!
McIntyre gets up and runs full tilt at Trevor they grapple again but Trevor's in super saiyan he overpowers McIntyre and drives him into the ground
Mickie: Stop it! RIGHT NOW!!!
McIntyre powers up too he grabs and plants his foot into Trevor's gut he flips him over toward mickie Trevor hits Mickie and they both go into her garden crushing the pussywillows and some other flowers.
Trevor: ugh....
Mickie: get off me! GET THE HELL OFF ME!!!!
Mickie's power explodes shes in LSSJ1 she grabs Trevor and McIntyre and restrains them both as they power back to base form.
Mickie: you crushed my flowers!! all because you.... you.... you're stupid fussin and fighting over nothing.
McIntyre: Trevor gave you a black eye and he lied about the basketball
Mickie: Shut up! I dont care! just go to your rooms and stay there i dont wanna see you for... well I dunno how long just GO!!!
Trevor: but
Mickie: GO!!!!!
Mickie lets them up they just go upstairs into their separate bedrooms Mickie powers down she falls to her knees.
Mickie: oh......
Tori: what the heck happened out here!?
Mickie: I grounded those two idiots, they destroyed my garden.
Tori: Mickie... they're not idiots.
Mickie: i know! im sorry im just.. im done with this! I want my friends back!!! I want them i want them i want them i want them back!!
Mickie pitches a fit and Tori just cracks up a bit
Mickie: oh great! now im doing it!!!!
Tori: im trying not to laugh... are you okay? you should get some ice on that eye.
Mickie: i got nothin else better to do now... i just wanted some peace. my poor garden... but to answer your question no im not. we probably got a war brewing and our two strongest are...
Mickie sighs and rubs her eyes
Mickie: driving me insane...i can't keep this charade up.
Tori: you have to, maybe they'll chill a bit now that you kinda put your foot down. they were really pushing your buttons.
Mickie: yeah.... yeah they were. still I.. might have been a little too harsh.
Tori: leave it alone for now, let things calm down. come on, get on your feet.. get washed up and get some ice on that eye.
Mickie gets up and pats her butt and other dirty spots
Mickie: yeah, i'll do that.. thanks Tori.
Angel: Wow, Mickie grounded Trevor and McIntyre.
Rebecca: adults... can be grounded?
Angel: somethin's fishy goin on, adults dont act like that. especially not Trevor.
Rebecca: you're right, i mean... they're fun to play around with but..something's very wrong.
Angel: and now our swing sets all busted up...
Rebecca: Trevor could fix it if he was... himself.
Angel: I miss Trevor...
Rebecca: McIntyre too..
Sabrina: Angel? whats wrong with Twevo and mickeytire
Angel: I dont know... i just dont know.
they girls go inside and just watch TV Mickie looks at them they look sad and confused, mickie has ice over her eye.
Mickie: ya think the girls are catchin on?
Tori: they do look pretty glum.
Mickie: oh boy.. Girls?
Angel: yeah?
Mickie: Trevor and McIntyre wont be like this forever, i promise you.
Angel: i miss them
Tori: im telling you mick, one stiff shot right to the ol noggin' and this is settled!
Mickie: and if you're wrong its on your big butt if they're stuck like that or worse forever.
Tori: c'mon Mickie!!!
Mickie: tori im not in the mood.. please.
Tori sighs
Tori: okay, im sorry. ill stop pushin.
Mickie: please and thank you..