Post by Trevor Belmont on Apr 11, 2018 21:29:04 GMT -5
When we last left our heroes Alucard got more of Mickie than he expected after Trevor the big dum dum knocked him into her shirt, and how did a full grown man fit into a shirt? WELL HE WAS A BAT! I think got a thuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuumb tack in my phanny! turns out that Dracula that big boogy man is coming back and raising an army of the dead to attack the city! oh the humanatee *picture of a manatee flashes by* SOMEBODY THINK OF THE CHILDREN! THE POOR CHILDREN! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! *anvil drops on his head*
Trevor stands near a cord that he pulled that dropped the anvil and whistles innocently.
Trevor: heheheh now THATS comedy!
Mickie: and now ooooonn with the show!
episode 2: Drivin us batty.
10/3/2019
4AM, the moon shines brightly again this night still full no signs of the darkside. everyone is sleeping soundly. the scene shifts to Alucard with a microphone rigged up to some amps he has a trumpet in his hands and he blows it right outside mickies house. Trevor shoots out of bed and through his roof he gets hit by an airplane
Pilot: WATCH WHERE YA GOIN YA FOO!
Trevor: WHAT IS WITH THESE AIRPLANES!?
Trevor crashes at alucards feet.
Trevor: this is your captain speaking..... ouch.
the others rush out and mickie looks fit to beat alucard with a giant sledgehammer.
Hunter: Wheres that sledgehammer of mine?
Mickie: Gimmie ooooooooooone good reason I shouldn't turn your pretty face into paste ya bat-brain.
Alucard: Training time starts now, everyone who is fighting do a hundred push ups while you have these *plops 500lb lead weights down on Trevor, Sypha, Mickie, Christy, Victoria, and Katie
Trevor lets out a WOAH! like Crash Bandicoot
Alucard: come on you lazybones 100 pushups with just 500lbs? we got 3 weeks to prepare and you all aint ready.
Trevor: These 3 weeks are gonna suck
Mickie: I dont like your friend Trev...
Trevor: Im beginning not to like him either.
Alucard: LESS TALKY MORE TRAINY!
Trevor: God I wish we had the Hyperbolic Time Chamber.....
Mickie: Dude The Lookout should still be there shouldn't it?
Trevor: yeah but theres been no guardian since Dende bit the dust of old age.
Mickie: oh.. OH ohhh.............. no dragonballs either...
Trevor: None
Mickie: Spooky thought.
Trevor: Frightening.
after they all somehow do the 100 push ups they throw the weights off and Alucard nods approvingly.
Mickie: Okay seriously though did we have to wake up so early? I know we only have 3 weeks but..
Alucard: hm...
Trevor: yeah lets do like.. 8AM from now on.
Alucard: very well, I apologize.
Trevor: yeah man.. aint even had breakfast yet dude! and now I got a hole to fix in my roof.
Alucard: I saw that plane.... what is with the planes in this city?
Trevor: they're a menace!
Mickie: Well at least the trees never did anyone any harm.
Trevor: Yep! good ol trees.
Victoria looks up at a tree and nods
Victoria: just a pretty little tree.
the wind suddenly blows hard and a birds nest falls on victorias head and the bird eggs break on her head and the bird parents angrly peck at her head
Victoria: OW OWOWOWOWOWOWOW STUPID TREES!!!
Victoria dives into the pool and the birds scatter she returns to the group flings her wet hair around getting everyone wet
Trevor: hey cut it out
mickie: whats the big idear
Katie: hey theres still egg on you you chicken
Victoria: BAWK BAWK BAWK
Alucard facepalms
Alucard: we're doomed.
Mickie: those werent chickens ya chowderhead those were boobies.
victoria: *immature snickers*
Mickie: not those kind!
*bonks victoria in the head and bonks her stomach and bonks her head again when she hunches over*
Victoria: now see here! im a victim of circumstance!
Mickie: oh yeah?
Victoria: yeah!
Mickie: whattya gonna do about it?
Victoria: mmm nothin'
Alucard: Alright yall! enough of this Stoogin around. lets spend a few hours sparring, get a good workout goin. but no injuries! know your limits.
Christy then ill cook us a big ol biscuits n gravy breakfast.
Trevor: WOO! BISCUITS N GRAVY!!!
Mickie: heck yeah!
they break off into pairs except Mickie and Trevor and Christy spar due to no thaving enough for Christy to spar with 1v1, Katie and Victoria, Alucard and Sypha,
Mickie: I wont go easy on yall
Christy: id be disappointed if you did
Trevor rushes Mickie and throws a hard kick to the head she ducks Trevor sails over her he quickly turns and catches her foot, reading her follow-up superkick. Mickie turns her body and hits trevor with her other leg knocking him to the ground.
Trevor: Forgot how flexible you are, heh.
Mickie: heheheh
Christy comes in and double clotheslines the both of them knocking them flat
Christy: Ya let your guards down come on!
Trevor and Mickie kick up HBK style and throw punches at christy she jumps back and their fists collide causing a small shockwave, showing the ferocity behind the punches.
Trevor: FISTBUMP!
Mickie: heh
Christy: Still got it
Trevor and Mickie throw punches with the free hand they catch eachothers punch and struggle for a few minutes Trevor drops down and plants a foot on mickies gut and launches her back into a tree she hits it with good force the tree shakes and victoria covers her head and Katie laughs at her. an acorn falls on mickies head and she makes a funny face.
Victoria: oh come on why does she just get an acorn.
Katie: aahahahahahaha.
Mickie gets up and rushes Trevor and Christy who are in a grapple struggle, Trevor wins the struggle and goes for a power bomb but Mickie launches a flying spin kick that nails trevor right in the head he drops Christy Mickie catches her and slams her into the ground. Christy grins
Christy: Good one, now its my turn
Christy kicks up Mickie goes for a clothesline Christy ducks Mickie runs at her again for another go Christy ducks again, third times a charm but Christy ducks grabs mickies hair and slams her head first on the hard ground, Mickie holds her head.
Mickie: OWWW, Heel move!
Christy: alls fair in war.
Mickie: heh, i expect that kinda stuff outta Lita not you.
Christy: this aint a show, im a warrior.
Mickie: no no I get it and I like it.
Christy: im glad you understand
Mickie: i've fought my share of battles already ya know..
Christy: true...
Trevor: Yeah, its up to us to lead the younger and less experienced of us, they still got so much to learn.
Victoria and Katie train hard Sypha and Alucard train intensely.
Mickie: ya think they'll be okay? they haven't really faced anything like this.
Trevor: Alucard and Sypha have fought Dracula before, 12 years ago they aided me in defeating him. I didn't do it alone did I ever tell you that?
Mickie: Oh... I dont think you have.
Trevor: They're more powerful than you can imagine, hey Sypha... why dont you show them?
Sypha: huh? oh.. yeah! Alright Alucard im turning up the heat! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Mr Unsmiley... For Sky Rail from Sonic Adventure 2 plays as Sypha powers up, her muscles bulge a bit and her hair spikes up and sweeps back and glows yellow/green.
Mickie: woah this power!
Christy: Green...? it can't be.
Sypha: lets rock baby!!!
Sypha powers up to her Super Saiyan Berserker form that she has gained full control over.
Christy: I see, so its not that form...
Mickie: eh?
Christy: nothing.
Mickie: hmmm
Alucard smirks and transforms into his beast form.
Trevor: I think we'll be just fine.
Sypha throws punches at Alucards hulking form as he now stands over 8ft tall she has to fly up a bit to hit his face but the punches land with impact, knocking the transformed dhampir back, he suddenly grabs her arm and throws her down and charges a fireball, Sypha charges a kamehameha and the two attacks collide, after a struggle Sypha overtakes Alucard and knocks him back a few blocks into another houses' backyard. Alucard rushes back with inhuman speed and grabs Sypha and slams her into the ground pummeling her face Sypha screams and grabs alucards massive arm gets to her feet and throws several hard punches to his face.
Alucard: OKAY stop! we're getting a bit out of control.
Sypha: oh... you are right. im sorry my friend.
Alucard: Its okay I can take it but i think we should stop here, I do believe its time for those... uh biscuits and gravy now.
Sypha and Alucard revert to normal and Trevor walks up and gets them in a headlock
Trevor: you two are incredible, a little more trainin' and I have no doubt we'll be ready.
Sypha: Yes my love, we will be victorious.
Alucard: I could do with some tea actually.
Mickie: oh lemme show you where we keep it, everyone inside wash up get dressed etc for breakfast.
Trevor: OH BOY!
Trevor runs inside but realizes he needs to go to his house to change so he does with Sypha in tow.
a bit later they enjoy a fantastic breakfast and Mickie and Christy are putting away the dishes.
Mickie: well that was amazing
Trevor: yeahhh ill say
Christy: it was my pleasure.
Hunter: Man you guys are insane, I watched the whole thing, better than pay per view. hehehe.
Seb: Dude yeah these warriors are unreal, kinda makes ya wish we were warriors eh?
Hunter: eh.. thats just how the cookie crumbled.
Seb: aww I hate crumbled cookies... so sad.
Hunter gives a moe face and Seb waves at him and smiles.
Trevor: welp I got a roof to fix so im outta here
everyone says their cya laters (cuz hes next door anyway
) and Trevor leaves to fix his roof. the job is done after falling off the roof 5 times due to low flying planes, birds, a football to the groin, and flying poptart cat. only SOME of these actually happened. But ill never tell! ehehehaahahahahahahhahah!!!!!!!
Airplane swoops in and takes the narrator out.
CUT TO COMMERCIAL!!!!! *falls over*
Trevor flying the plane: HEHEHEEHEH NOW THATS COMEDY!
some more time passes, it is now 2 weeks til the battle that will change the lives of two of these brave Saiyans. in a very drastic way...
Trevor stands near a cord that he pulled that dropped the anvil and whistles innocently.
Trevor: heheheh now THATS comedy!
Mickie: and now ooooonn with the show!
episode 2: Drivin us batty.
10/3/2019
4AM, the moon shines brightly again this night still full no signs of the darkside. everyone is sleeping soundly. the scene shifts to Alucard with a microphone rigged up to some amps he has a trumpet in his hands and he blows it right outside mickies house. Trevor shoots out of bed and through his roof he gets hit by an airplane
Pilot: WATCH WHERE YA GOIN YA FOO!
Trevor: WHAT IS WITH THESE AIRPLANES!?
Trevor crashes at alucards feet.
Trevor: this is your captain speaking..... ouch.
the others rush out and mickie looks fit to beat alucard with a giant sledgehammer.
Hunter: Wheres that sledgehammer of mine?
Mickie: Gimmie ooooooooooone good reason I shouldn't turn your pretty face into paste ya bat-brain.
Alucard: Training time starts now, everyone who is fighting do a hundred push ups while you have these *plops 500lb lead weights down on Trevor, Sypha, Mickie, Christy, Victoria, and Katie
Trevor lets out a WOAH! like Crash Bandicoot
Alucard: come on you lazybones 100 pushups with just 500lbs? we got 3 weeks to prepare and you all aint ready.
Trevor: These 3 weeks are gonna suck
Mickie: I dont like your friend Trev...
Trevor: Im beginning not to like him either.
Alucard: LESS TALKY MORE TRAINY!
Trevor: God I wish we had the Hyperbolic Time Chamber.....
Mickie: Dude The Lookout should still be there shouldn't it?
Trevor: yeah but theres been no guardian since Dende bit the dust of old age.
Mickie: oh.. OH ohhh.............. no dragonballs either...
Trevor: None
Mickie: Spooky thought.
Trevor: Frightening.
after they all somehow do the 100 push ups they throw the weights off and Alucard nods approvingly.
Mickie: Okay seriously though did we have to wake up so early? I know we only have 3 weeks but..
Alucard: hm...
Trevor: yeah lets do like.. 8AM from now on.
Alucard: very well, I apologize.
Trevor: yeah man.. aint even had breakfast yet dude! and now I got a hole to fix in my roof.
Alucard: I saw that plane.... what is with the planes in this city?
Trevor: they're a menace!
Mickie: Well at least the trees never did anyone any harm.
Trevor: Yep! good ol trees.
Victoria looks up at a tree and nods
Victoria: just a pretty little tree.
the wind suddenly blows hard and a birds nest falls on victorias head and the bird eggs break on her head and the bird parents angrly peck at her head
Victoria: OW OWOWOWOWOWOWOW STUPID TREES!!!
Victoria dives into the pool and the birds scatter she returns to the group flings her wet hair around getting everyone wet
Trevor: hey cut it out
mickie: whats the big idear
Katie: hey theres still egg on you you chicken
Victoria: BAWK BAWK BAWK
Alucard facepalms
Alucard: we're doomed.
Mickie: those werent chickens ya chowderhead those were boobies.
victoria: *immature snickers*
Mickie: not those kind!
*bonks victoria in the head and bonks her stomach and bonks her head again when she hunches over*
Victoria: now see here! im a victim of circumstance!
Mickie: oh yeah?
Victoria: yeah!
Mickie: whattya gonna do about it?
Victoria: mmm nothin'
Alucard: Alright yall! enough of this Stoogin around. lets spend a few hours sparring, get a good workout goin. but no injuries! know your limits.
Christy then ill cook us a big ol biscuits n gravy breakfast.
Trevor: WOO! BISCUITS N GRAVY!!!
Mickie: heck yeah!
they break off into pairs except Mickie and Trevor and Christy spar due to no thaving enough for Christy to spar with 1v1, Katie and Victoria, Alucard and Sypha,
Mickie: I wont go easy on yall
Christy: id be disappointed if you did
Trevor rushes Mickie and throws a hard kick to the head she ducks Trevor sails over her he quickly turns and catches her foot, reading her follow-up superkick. Mickie turns her body and hits trevor with her other leg knocking him to the ground.
Trevor: Forgot how flexible you are, heh.
Mickie: heheheh
Christy comes in and double clotheslines the both of them knocking them flat
Christy: Ya let your guards down come on!
Trevor and Mickie kick up HBK style and throw punches at christy she jumps back and their fists collide causing a small shockwave, showing the ferocity behind the punches.
Trevor: FISTBUMP!
Mickie: heh
Christy: Still got it
Trevor and Mickie throw punches with the free hand they catch eachothers punch and struggle for a few minutes Trevor drops down and plants a foot on mickies gut and launches her back into a tree she hits it with good force the tree shakes and victoria covers her head and Katie laughs at her. an acorn falls on mickies head and she makes a funny face.
Victoria: oh come on why does she just get an acorn.
Katie: aahahahahahaha.
Mickie gets up and rushes Trevor and Christy who are in a grapple struggle, Trevor wins the struggle and goes for a power bomb but Mickie launches a flying spin kick that nails trevor right in the head he drops Christy Mickie catches her and slams her into the ground. Christy grins
Christy: Good one, now its my turn
Christy kicks up Mickie goes for a clothesline Christy ducks Mickie runs at her again for another go Christy ducks again, third times a charm but Christy ducks grabs mickies hair and slams her head first on the hard ground, Mickie holds her head.
Mickie: OWWW, Heel move!
Christy: alls fair in war.
Mickie: heh, i expect that kinda stuff outta Lita not you.
Christy: this aint a show, im a warrior.
Mickie: no no I get it and I like it.
Christy: im glad you understand
Mickie: i've fought my share of battles already ya know..
Christy: true...
Trevor: Yeah, its up to us to lead the younger and less experienced of us, they still got so much to learn.
Victoria and Katie train hard Sypha and Alucard train intensely.
Mickie: ya think they'll be okay? they haven't really faced anything like this.
Trevor: Alucard and Sypha have fought Dracula before, 12 years ago they aided me in defeating him. I didn't do it alone did I ever tell you that?
Mickie: Oh... I dont think you have.
Trevor: They're more powerful than you can imagine, hey Sypha... why dont you show them?
Sypha: huh? oh.. yeah! Alright Alucard im turning up the heat! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Mr Unsmiley... For Sky Rail from Sonic Adventure 2 plays as Sypha powers up, her muscles bulge a bit and her hair spikes up and sweeps back and glows yellow/green.
Mickie: woah this power!
Christy: Green...? it can't be.
Sypha: lets rock baby!!!
Sypha powers up to her Super Saiyan Berserker form that she has gained full control over.
Christy: I see, so its not that form...
Mickie: eh?
Christy: nothing.
Mickie: hmmm
Alucard smirks and transforms into his beast form.
Trevor: I think we'll be just fine.
Sypha throws punches at Alucards hulking form as he now stands over 8ft tall she has to fly up a bit to hit his face but the punches land with impact, knocking the transformed dhampir back, he suddenly grabs her arm and throws her down and charges a fireball, Sypha charges a kamehameha and the two attacks collide, after a struggle Sypha overtakes Alucard and knocks him back a few blocks into another houses' backyard. Alucard rushes back with inhuman speed and grabs Sypha and slams her into the ground pummeling her face Sypha screams and grabs alucards massive arm gets to her feet and throws several hard punches to his face.
Alucard: OKAY stop! we're getting a bit out of control.
Sypha: oh... you are right. im sorry my friend.
Alucard: Its okay I can take it but i think we should stop here, I do believe its time for those... uh biscuits and gravy now.
Sypha and Alucard revert to normal and Trevor walks up and gets them in a headlock
Trevor: you two are incredible, a little more trainin' and I have no doubt we'll be ready.
Sypha: Yes my love, we will be victorious.
Alucard: I could do with some tea actually.
Mickie: oh lemme show you where we keep it, everyone inside wash up get dressed etc for breakfast.
Trevor: OH BOY!
Trevor runs inside but realizes he needs to go to his house to change so he does with Sypha in tow.
a bit later they enjoy a fantastic breakfast and Mickie and Christy are putting away the dishes.
Mickie: well that was amazing
Trevor: yeahhh ill say
Christy: it was my pleasure.
Hunter: Man you guys are insane, I watched the whole thing, better than pay per view. hehehe.
Seb: Dude yeah these warriors are unreal, kinda makes ya wish we were warriors eh?
Hunter: eh.. thats just how the cookie crumbled.
Seb: aww I hate crumbled cookies... so sad.
Hunter gives a moe face and Seb waves at him and smiles.
Trevor: welp I got a roof to fix so im outta here
everyone says their cya laters (cuz hes next door anyway
) and Trevor leaves to fix his roof. the job is done after falling off the roof 5 times due to low flying planes, birds, a football to the groin, and flying poptart cat. only SOME of these actually happened. But ill never tell! ehehehaahahahahahahhahah!!!!!!!Airplane swoops in and takes the narrator out.
CUT TO COMMERCIAL!!!!! *falls over*
Trevor flying the plane: HEHEHEEHEH NOW THATS COMEDY!
some more time passes, it is now 2 weeks til the battle that will change the lives of two of these brave Saiyans. in a very drastic way...